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cbs upfronts photo booth: himym cast

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:03:10 -0400

cbs upfronts photo booth: himym cast

omysam: this is a really eye opening political cartoon because...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:37 -0400

omysam:

this is a really eye opening political cartoon because nothing in this is exaggerated even the slightest bit.

pixelplant: every. time.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:58:09 -0400

pixelplant:

every. time.

anthonydterrell: I wish I was a character in a book, you know existent, but not in existence.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:57:24 -0400

anthonydterrell:

I wish I was a character in a book, you know existent, but not in existence.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:56:22 -0400

uswntforever: Alex at this morning’s training.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:55:31 -0400

uswntforever:

Alex at this morning’s training.

"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:55:24 -0400

““Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.””

- N’tima (via arabarabarab)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:36 -0400

neutralmilkjotel: asstasticly: harrypottersmum: sorry I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:59:44 -0400

neutralmilkjotel:

asstasticly:

harrypottersmum:

sorry

I HATE YOU

PLEASE GO FIND THE NEAREST SHARP OBJECT AND PLACE IT INSIDE OF YOUR FACE

icy-brunette: the only thing that would make me happy is you….

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:59:14 -0400

icy-brunette:

the only thing that would make me happy is you….

lonelystarseeds: SHIT

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:58:58 -0400

lonelystarseeds:

SHIT

onyourbagel: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:57:42 -0400

onyourbagel:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:08:50 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:08:33 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-gifs: Goodbye, Harry. This post has been...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:07:57 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Goodbye, Harry.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:07:44 -0400

escape-from-the-world: Harry Potter | via Tumblr on We Heart...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:31 -0400

escape-from-the-world:

Harry Potter | via Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61067252/via/Albus_Potter

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:31:18 -0400

schazam: Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:30:47 -0400

schazam:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

When I don't make it to the gym

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:27:50 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

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